One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?"Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good Sally," the teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a zebra.None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal."See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father."Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard."
Whee! Lame xD
The Sunday School teacher asked a five year old little Johnny, "Johnny,do you believe in the devil?""No," said Johnny. "He's just like Santa Claus. I think it's my daddy."
The above is dumb, I know. WOW I know EVERYTHING(: So ego. Ehhem, I'm not Queenie xD Forgive me for saying that. I'm gonna get Generals: Zero Hour from Alvin! Yay! It rAWks mann... At least Alvin is not as gay as Clement. Clement is a gay slacking welfare secretary. So he should be fired(: Unwritten rule of the society states that boys cannot act like girls but girls can act like boys. To put it in a more crude manner, Being tomboy is ok but being sissy is BAD. There are so many unwritten rules in our world, ya know. It's supposed to help us shape our own principles and beliefs. It makes us accept some things and disapprove of other things. It's something like the unstated assumption, a type of propaganda. You don't actually hear it said out loud, but through everyone's behaviour you assume it. For example, in the past it's like, Males are the ones earning money, the females stay at home to do housework. Slowly, unwritten rules can be changed. But I shudder to think what will happen if the "Boys cannot act like girls but girls can act like boys" rule can be changed. Gays will invade the world. Argh, I'm so anti-gay. Is this sexist? I dunno. But I feel totally DISGUSTED by this. It's against the law of nature! xD Shan't say more, gonna puke anytime soon if I keep talking about them.