Saturday, September 23, 2006
Charging into the room, we locked ourselves into two cubicles. We panted and rested as I recalled what had happened. We managed to lose
him as he took a cup of hot tea. we zigzaged our way though the mess and ran out of the place. Then, we decided to hide in this place. it was lit up by two bulbs, and smelt of waste materials. Foul odour clouded our nose as we waited quietly for any noise. I knocked on the other cubicle, "What are we gonna do?"
"Wait..." came the reply.
Suddenly, the door flung opened and we gasped. Malicious laughter filled the room.
It was none other than JOSEPH! (Haha who did you think it was?)
The laughter turned into gay giggles as we heard the sound of water dripping.
Dang, he was urinating outside, taking his time as the odour of the room became more evident. Jia Han shouted, his voice filled with fear , "We know it's you Joseph!" I mutter under my breath, "NBCCB..." The gay giggles intensified as we heard the sound of tap water gushing out from the tap. I crawled up to the top of the cubicle to take a better look. Sure enough, the Joseph was washing his filthy hands. I could see no more as I crouched and waited.
Suddenly, a familiar styrofoam cup rolled into view. "He rolled it to me so I had to get rid of it..." Jia Han said. A piece of stick rolled into my cubicle and I shouted in anger, "Na-*peep*!" The gay giggles went even higher as a piece of laminated paper flew into my cubicle. "Please wash your hands after using the toilet", it wrote. Dotz. Stupid lamer. I kicked all three things out and climbed back up the cubicle. I saw the back of the Joseph and JiaHan spoke to me as I peered over to see the short form of him x). "On the count of three, we charge out, k?" I nodded thoughtfully and prepared to charge when I saw water splashing into JiaHan's cubicle. "Haha, I'll drown you two here!" roared Joseph gaily and maliciously. It sent a shiver down my spine due to the high pitch-ness. I climbed back up and JiaHan said, "Just
chiong lah!"
I went back down and here 3 bangs on my wall and I charged out in full force. Joseph was taken by surprise (surprise, sure, surprise special price - MrBrown) and spillled the water he was refilling, and it made a big wet spot on hs already oily shirt... JiaHan charged out as well but was nearly beaten to by Joseph had not Joseph decided to refill the water to add his oil and drown us as the oil spill on us and we fall and Joseph's fats descend and drown us into non-existence. He tried to splash the water, but the super quick reaction of JiaHan kicked in and dodged the water (also partially due to the fact that he was small xD) We could hear the louding stomping and the earth was shaking beneath our feet, ready to crumble any moment.
We ran and hid in the abundant vegetation in NYPS and Joseph walked ignorantly past us. We froze in fear and held our breath as the sinking odour slowly dispersed into teh air made up of 71% nitrogen, etcetc...
Anyway to keep the long story short we survived the wrath of the Joseph and he never changed state into oils.
Hi. Yesterday had a sleepless night thinking of someone x). Not saying who... Haha. And don't bother guessing. Yesterday was the expupils' day, and all expupils let's slaughter Kah How for making such a bad expupils' day. Haha. Jus kidding, we have to thank him actually. One boy did everything SIAH.Ok whatever, I'm going ding dong. Yesterday I was slacking in class until 4pm before going, and was doing parkour over the tables. Can do wall run! Yay! Just 3 steps lah. Lolx. Need a damn high grip shoe to do it.
The event was a bit messy, but still fun lah.
