This is Jia Han's version, the more exxagerated one!:
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Charging into the room, we locked ourselves into two cubicles. We panted and rested as I recalled what had happened. We managed to lose him as he took a cup of hot tea. we zigzaged our way though the mess and ran out of the place. Then, we decided to hide in this place. it was lit up by two bulbs, and smelt of waste materials. Foul odour clouded our nose as we waited quietly for any noise. I knocked on the other cubicle, "You think he is gone?"
Gay giggles filled the room. It was none other than JOSEPH! (Haha who did you think it was?)
Dang! He was there all along! "You didn't realise he was there?" Jia Han asked.
"Yeah," I said. "I'm deaf, man." Jia Han rolled his eyes as we listened quietly.
Jia Han croutched in his cubicle, as fear clawed at his heart like a claw. Suddenly, he saw Joseph throwing his unfinished tea into the cubicle. He could vaguely see the water vapour as it rose into the air. The tea made a graceful arch over the cubicle door. TWO drops of tea entered the cubicle as the rest spilled outside. "Splat, splat" went the two drops of tea. Jia Han felt like =_='''. Joseph then took his time to urinate outside, and the odour of the room became more evident. The gay giggles intensified as we heard the sound of tap water gushing out from the tap. I crawled up to the top of the cubicle to take a better look. Sure enough, the Joseph was washing his filthy hands. I could see no more as I crouched and waited.
Suddenly, a familiar styrofoam cup rolled into view, but it was full of holes. So holy!, I thought. "He rolled it to me so I had to get rid of it..." Jia Han said. A piece of stick rolled into my cubicle and I shouted in anger, "Na-*peep*!" The gay giggles went even higher as a piece of laminated paper flew into my cubicle. "Please wash your hands after using the toilet", it wrote. Dotz. Stupid lamer. I kicked all three things out and climbed back up the cubicle. I saw the back of the Joseph and JiaHan spoke to me as I peered over to see the short form of him x). "When I give the signal, three knocks, we charge out, k?" I saw water splashing into JiaHan's cubicle. Acid! Jia Han shouted (rather sarcastically), "Wow! I'm damn scared! Help!"
I heard 3 bangs on my wall and I charged out in full force. Joseph was taken by surprise and he took his hand off the holes on the cup and all the water leaked out and SPLASH!... We charged out as Joseph hastened to refill, and chased after us, covering the holes on his cup. As he charged out of the toilet, water slowly leaked out from his cup and made a trail of water. We could hear the louding stomping and the earth was shaking beneath our feet, ready to crumble any moment. He realised that all the water was gone, and hesistated to go back and refill. In the end, he decided to refill and followed the trail of water he made to go back to the tolet as he FORGOTTEN where the toilet was.
We ran and hid in the abundant vegetation in NYPS and Joseph walked ignorantly past us, holding his cup of water beside him, covering the holes. We could see the plants withering as he walked by, and he went past us. The rest of the time passed uneventfully as we tried to find a way out of the forest in the school and to avoid Joseph as well. As we went back to the field, Joseph was sitting there waiting for us. He held our bags hostage as he stared at us, angrily. We escaped his clutches in the end as we took our bags and whack him on the head until he faint, then we summoned all of our strength and kicked him, and we let gravity to do the rest of the job as he bounced out of view, into the starry night sky, finding Artemis.
Hi. Above is Jia Han's version as you can see it's a bit different than mine. Even though most people don't bother to read these posts but if you come to this blog, please tag me. Thanks and have a nice day (or night). And I lost my thumbdrive!!! Wahlao... everyone help me pray to find it. And, if the above story insults anyone, I sincerely apologize. Lol.
YH