Monday, February 13, 2006
Well, to start things off, the best is that there isn't any homework today!!! I found my art work holder, as well as my japanese textbook. Haha, that's good news. To top it off, my literature test and history mock test went quite well, at least I'm sure I will not get an F9. Tomorrow is baddd, first a geography test then a chinese test:( I feel like dying...(Not today, tomorrow). Anyway, I got zero marks for this blog so far as I insulted Joseph in the earlier post...boohoo, well that's what my teacher says, because I duplicated a petition against him on the post.
Today durin assembly, Joseph was the chairman, or u can say, Emcee, so before that, the teacher said in SMB(Student Message Board) that the chairmen should keep up the standard during the assembly, but after today's performance, I think the teacher should say that the chairmen should raise the standard. Anyway, tomorrow is LiKi's Valentine's Day, big day for him, as we stand at the sidelines as we see how he deliver his present to Mag. Anyway, you ever wondered what happened during Valentine's Day in Singapore during the WWII? Let's simulate this crap:
14 Feb 1942 - The British are losing the bloody war. Tomorrow's the surrendering date. So all the British soldiers sent their Valentine well-wishes to they gfs in Britian: Dear so-so, when you receive this email( Oops!) I will be dead as we are surrendering to the evil Japanese soldiers who will slice our Adam's apple off and frigging kill us. Anyway, may we meet in our next life, even if I become a pig and you become a dog, we will meet...
P.S. Come to heaven with me...lalala, and don't you dare find a new guy to replace me( selfishness)
14 Feb 1943 - The Japanese have taken over the the country. Their wifes and gfs waiting for them to return one day. In spite of that, they do sick stuff with...(*declines to elaborate*) So they sent messages to their wifes and gfs: The life here is good, and all I want to say is that on this day when you read this message, I will divorce/split up with you because the life here is so good. Just go find another friggin' guy to replace me as I don't give a hoot. I don't care if you die because I'm in paradise. Lalala.
The next thing he knew, he got killed by some angry anti-Japanese guy.
14 Feb 1944 - The Japanese got bored of the ... and started to get homesick So they sent more messages to their wifes and gfs: Sorry about what happened last year, I was too crazy and high at that time to think. Please give me as many chances as possible, as I want to get back with you.
Then the guy started to write some mushy crap and scared the hell out of his wife/gf as they thought that he should have died of AIDS.
14 Feb 1945 - The Japanese were losing the war and they were very homesick by then so they wrote back: Thanks for accepting my apology, we are losing the war and expects to return back by the end of this year and I hope you can wait for me.
Then he goes on to record a off-tune rendition of "My Heart Will Go On", the Titanic song and sent it. But in the end, most of the guys became POWs for the British and never live to see their homeland again.
Anyway, hope all these stuff I wrote are not considered flaming as I spent so long thinking and writing. I'm running for chairman too, so please suggest a topic for my campaign speech. Self-discipline? Class well-being? Class cleaniless? Don't get me wrong, I'm still opposed to blogs. Er, nothing else to write except that during Japanese lessons, please try to sit at the back of the class so you can doze off any time. Oh yeah, before I go, there is one more good news for you all. Except for Chelsea fans, you will be happy to know that Middlesborough, fifth from the bottom, fighting a relegation battle, won Chelsea, the cheapskate reigning leaders, 3 to 0!!!!!!!!!! That's the best football news I ever heard! Chelsea used money to buy their Premiership title, so whoever supports Chelsea please think twice and stop supporting them as they are promoting boring football by playing so defensively. Manchester United is the best! Well, I'm sure ya'll will not agree, but at least do not support Chelsea.
The most quotable quote of this week is, "If man can land on the moon, we can beat Chelsea"
BUT my all time favourite will be, "There are many things we know that we know, there are many things we know that we don't know; There are many things we don't know that we know, there are many things we don't know that we don't know; There are many known knowns, there are also many known unknowns; Similarly, there are many unknown knowns, and there are many unknown unknowns" Nice, a five-star quote.
YH
